News post – Catch-23 No. 893 Hoverboard recall

In a shock to no-one, all of the different types of quote-unquote hoverboards (two-wheeled scooters with gyroscopes) have been recalled. Because they occasionally catch fire and explode.

I don’t know where they get off calling those abominations hoverboards when they don’t even hover. Either float above the ground, or pick another name. The name ‘hoverboard’ is sacred.

Mat

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